No, not that British guy… we’re talking about Robert Bean, our interactive media director. On a given day, you can find him holding office as the mayor of multiple Foursquare establishments, spinning the Burns Marketing dress code to suit his version of “business casual,” training for his endurance canoe fundraiser, and guiding social and website projects to the finish line.
Read on for a glimpse of what lies under his cerebral hood.
1. What did you want to be when you were 15?
I wanted to be a Steadicam operator and movie producer. I filmed wedding videos, shot city hall meetings for the local government TV station, and made home movies in my basement. [Where was YouTube when we needed it?] I attended to a workshop at UCLA, where I met Francis Ford Coppola, Ted Danson, and Woody Harrelson and helped produce a “Cheers” episode. I was so disgusted with the lifestyle in Hollywood that I changed direction and joined a mime troupe the next summer. [Those of you who know Rob – and know that mimes are supposed to be silent – well, you can see that marketing is probably a better fit.]
2. What’s your most interesting injury?
Wow, let me count the ways. The most memorable was my land-kiting incident. The last thing I remember was being on my mountain board with an eight-meter traction kite and hearing a big “whoosh”… the steady 30-mph breeze turned into a 50-mph gust. I was blown downwind about 40 yards at about 12 feet off the ground. I landed pretty hard but felt relatively unhurt. Later at home, I heard a “pop!” in my left leg; my femoral artery had burst, and my knee blew up to the size of a softball in about 40 seconds. When it was over, I bought bigger pads, and I still fly big kites to this day. [Contact Rob directly to learn more about back pain, bone spurs, and shoulder injuries. The guy has seen more raw flesh than Lady Gaga’s meat dress.]
3. What project are you working on outside of Burns Marketing?
This year marks the sixth year of “The Big Moo Canoe,” a series of canoe challenges, family fun events, and children’s challenges in support of Heifer International, a nonprofit organization that distributes livestock and farm training around the globe. Now a designated fundraising team, Big Moo Canoe has raised over $20,000 and hopes to top $25,000 by the end of this season.
4. What’s your favorite outfit?
My “[Vibram Five Finger] Barefoot shoes and pregnant” costume from last Halloween; I look great in a dress. [Rob can work a floral muumuu, but those shoes give us the creeps.]
5. If you had to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Cotton candy, what else? [Is that a food?]
6. What’s your favorite movie? Why?
“Purple Rain.” I always wanted to be Prince. He has a purple motorcycle, he plays the guitar like a madman, he’s an amazing singer, and he’s spent a lot of time with some pretty nice-looking ladies. [Rob’s just jealous of his extensive wardrobe of tight, shiny pants.]
7. What do you bring to Burns Marketing that no one else does [besides the toe shoes]?
Lots of costumes, I love to dress up. Retreats have brought out some of my best costumes [and we’re willing to bet that Rob’s file cabinet is the only one here that contains pink bunny slippers]. I’ve been an ex-con with a shaved head, a Viking, an ’80s muscle man, and donned multiple ’70s outfits. My most recent Halloween costume theme was “Occupy my Tent,” which even had its own Facebook page and social media plan. [Fortunately no one here had pepper spray handy.]
8. What are you most proud of?
My marriage and family. They stabilize me, make me a happier person, and give me a wonderful opportunity to teach and learn new things together.
Now that you’ve gotten to know the Real Mr. Bean, ping him with your interactive challenges – or graphic surgery tales – at 970.203.9656 or send an email to RobB@burnsmarketing.com.