Blog RSS Blog RSS Feed d8691aa3-9330-440b-856d-51e6984f9116 <![CDATA[Michael M.]]> Wed, 15 May 2013 22:12:35 GMT cb930c11-76b6-415f-bb29-6815fccf0d3a <![CDATA[Why optimizing your website for mobile misses the point]]> Tue, 14 May 2013 22:09:13 GMT 4fe6f3cc-766e-45fa-a891-b23d5de85391 <![CDATA[1. Pennies go the way of the dinosaurs, which immediately increases their value to 2 cents]]> Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT d8daa9c5-18b1-4b1c-a41d-8950e0c66715 <![CDATA[2. In an effort to gain speed, Laurie's Smart Car gets a next-gen improvement: WINGS! 0 to 60 in 5.7 minutes (with a tailwind)]]> Mon, 13 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT 6be44ee8-ab0d-48a0-81a2-c126f546c623 <![CDATA[3. Greg leads the U.S. hockey team to a gold medal – on his bionic legs]]> Sun, 12 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT 81fc0adc-7583-4a7f-b7af-6a94c56f47d0 <![CDATA[4. Man's best friend evolves to tell us what they've been thinking all these years]]> Sat, 11 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT 4553a4d8-e3f6-4499-a12b-f15aa4fed116 <![CDATA[5. Treadmill desks eclipse the traditional desk at the workplace; marathons consequently become a weekend hobby]]> Fri, 10 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT ca80e6fa-a921-4951-ad25-be67c756bd1e <![CDATA[6. Starbucks scraps the 31-ounce Trenta and begins to administer Frappuccinos intravenously so caffeine addicts can get right to the point]]> Thu, 09 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT 93cc3b04-6688-4f39-b5bf-b429224aa387 <![CDATA[7. Cell phones are made to look like tin cans for an extreme retro look to appeal to the ever-growing hipster population]]> Wed, 08 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT 65c9d0f0-48d9-4aea-a2e0-5e87850c208a <![CDATA[8. The U.S. recognizes interspecies civil unions. You may now kiss your monkey]]> Tue, 07 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT f0a1ad33-e9a6-48ae-ba16-64146a47994a <![CDATA[9. Facebook creates the "Do Not Like" button; you can finally click the thumbs down on your friend's constant gym updates]]> Mon, 06 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT 2ad899ca-46a1-47d1-a741-142d01cddcd2 <![CDATA[10. Salvador Dali paintings become realism after massive time warp]]> Sun, 05 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT 66d9bf21-4c80-4619-9cec-8e7586a7fd8b <![CDATA[11. You’ll be able to sequence your genome at Walgreen’s for $19.99, and then buy whatever over-the-counter drug will make you well, much to Big Pharma's chagrin]]> Sat, 04 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT ad3b0346-9edf-491b-9674-4f6b2b2288f2 <![CDATA[DeAnnaKay]]> Fri, 03 May 2013 22:02:03 GMT 7084d69b-57e8-4080-ac6d-eda964ebd551 <![CDATA[Lori H.]]> Fri, 03 May 2013 22:00:46 GMT 0b17c971-2061-4549-aa42-e13a4bcc1c75 <![CDATA[12. Trips to the moon will be more in-demand than Apple products, but beware the one-way ticket ]]> Fri, 03 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT 0943bbd0-e39b-4905-a5e2-1a49608e1cdc <![CDATA[13. Aliens will land in Hollywood, and return home to report that no intelligent life forms were found]]> Thu, 02 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT b47b78b2-4974-4d21-9c3a-a00aa5cbc2df <![CDATA[14. Ben Kay's true identity is revealed]]> Wed, 01 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT e56193b0-91f5-4aa6-897c-9f1bac6ce26e <![CDATA[15. "Burns Unscripted": Hear Burns Marketing employees predict the next 40 in our own words]]> Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT 8f575d8c-549a-4c33-9948-e1acc9306662 <![CDATA[16. Extensive measures are taken to reduce our capital expenditures by ensuring office equipment longevity]]> Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT 465bce38-df86-4061-9d32-7bb771161bad <![CDATA[17. Leash laws finally apply to rowdy children as well; epic tantrums ensue]]> Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT a0b16846-0ebb-4224-8085-7f5356afb293 <![CDATA[18. Commercial flights operate without pilots or crew, but for an extra $50 you can have a virtual flight attendant show you how to buckle your seat belt]]> Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT 50a37f03-c6b5-4608-a267-17ed970d177e <![CDATA[19. Doctors see and diagnose patients via smartphone, but they’re still late for appointments]]> Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT 2047afcb-664e-464f-a7d7-dccf6d937bea <![CDATA[20. Colorado officially sanctions the "Free to Smoke It" initiative (and people everywhere raise their pipes in celebration and pack their VWs for the Mile High City) ]]> Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT 9e5e3c77-bdcd-44d6-a33d-37012355da31 <![CDATA[21. The wealthy can design their offspring’s genetic makeup; surprisingly, there’s little demand for<br/ >Donald Trump’s hair]]> Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT